Jeff & Tying Knots
Friday, July 20th, 2007Apparently Jeff is Tying the Knot tomorrow.
Practice now Jeff. I hope this helps.
Apparently Jeff is Tying the Knot tomorrow.
Practice now Jeff. I hope this helps.

I try not to be superstitious. I try. Still, I catch myself wearing a Cowboys jersey the night before the game. I keep the horseshoes open side up. I wouldn’t want my luck to run out. When somebody says something positive about my situation, I tell them to hush before they jinx me. And I never rub in a person’s misfortune. Well, almost never.
A while back. Jeff’s truck bit it. We have had a few exchanges since he is a Ford man and I aint. When his truck went down, a few of you asked me why I didn’t rub his nose in it. One reason was empathy. The other reason was superstition.
I am absolutely positive that giving somebody trouble amidst misfortune is begging for my own trouble. Trouble comes. I don’t have to beg for it.
Trouble came tonight. My trusty reliable family vehicle left me and Tiger on the side of the road. It was cold. The road was busy. One of those life savers that folks call freeway buzzards gave me a tow back home for a reasonable price.
I think I know what happened to the van. I’ll probably have it fixed tomorrow. I hope I didn’t just jinx myself.
Boy! This star look alike thing is wild. Check this one out.

The thing that disturbs me is that Jeff is considered a celebrity.

Well Hat, some things down here have to change.

What kind of things?

These people are the wrong kind of Marxists!

Jeff, have you considered opportunities outside of Louisville?

Of course I have. I am currently considering an opportunity where I’ll be the boss and make more money than anybody else in the whole country.

Really. That sounds fantastic. Where would that job be?

Cuba!
When Jeff heard I bought a Chevy pickup he busted out into song.

“I’m a Ford Truck Man!”

“That’s all I drive!”

“I aint got no boundries! I don’t comprimise!”

“I’d rather walk 10 miiiiiles and be down on my luck than ride around the block in annother kind of pickup truck!”